Monday, July 20, 2009

Holy Cow The Baby Lady Ate Solid Food!!!

Not much happened today, (a trip to the Back Crackler, work and home to The Baby Lady), so I'll just get to my list.

  1. Got my neck crackled today. Despite the disturbing crunch, a good neck crackling always leaves me feeling much better. Dr. Back Crackler is always able to take my vague complaints and adjust me perfectly. Incidentally, The Baby Lady also went to her Back Crackler today with my mother. I think The Baby Lady is far more troubled by the odd angle of her head and the crackling sound it makes when twisted quickly than I am. She pretty much starts screaming uncontrollably as soon as she sees things heading that direction. She is always VERY relieved when that part of the visit is over.
  2. THE BABY LADY WILLINGLY ATE FOOD! This might be the highlight of my week. MY Baby Lady, the baby who looks like she ate a lemon when even a drop of baby food hits her tongue, took eager bites of chicken & rice baby food! And this was AFTER she munched on cantaloupe through her little mesh feeding bag without making a face. We may be turning a corner with food here which is a real relief since I've been having nightmares of The Baby Lady carrying a lunch box full of baby bottles to school.
  3. The weather is great! I know I've used this one before, but I sure do love the summer. I took a nice slow walk down the block this evening to get something from Hub's car and really enjoyed the warm fresh summer air. What a treat.
  4. I think I'm going to make it to bed on time. I've been struggling with going to bed on time for the last week and I think today I'll finally get everything done early enough to go to bed by 10:30 or so. I know this one is kind of lame, but my days are much better when I get enough sleep.
  5. Dance Your Ass Off! Trice anyone?! I have to say that the luster of seeing Trice dance has worn off in the last few weeks since she's kind of a one trick pony but she still has more personality than any of the other contestants. There is probably a name for her signature move, but I don't know it. She does the splits then sort of humps the floor while making a sexy face. AMAZING! Dance Your Ass Off is the most glorious show ever invented. A bunch of morbidly obese people shaking their asses in hooker outfits - this can only be awesome!

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